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Maybe The Reason Stormtroopers Were Such Bad Shots Was Too Much Gin

by Conner Flynn
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Give your bar a geeky upgrade with these cool Stormtrooper Gin Bottles from UK outfit Firebox. The set comes with two bottles filled with gin from Bimber Distillery, which happens to be the official distiller of the Empire.

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You get two gins: London Dry Gin that tastes like juniper berries, peppery spices, pleasantly dry and earthy notes with a gentle citrus finish. Then Sloe Gin that tastes like fresh berries with a kick of pepper, sweetness meets tangy sour, slightly creamy and softly fruity. I’d like to mix both of them together for maximum Stormtrooper drunkenness, but sadly they won’t ship these to the US. On the other hand, if you’re in the UK, drink up!

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After a few drinks, you might just be as clumsy and random as a Stormtrooper with a blaster. These guys couldn’t hit the broad side of a bantha with an AT-AT. Fix yourself a martini or three, and you’ll be firing just like them and pouring your next drink outside of the glass. What the hell is wrong with these guys anyway? They must have like two hours of training in Stormtrooper school. They can’t even walk through doors without hitting their heads.

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