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Quilted Northern Luxury 4-Ply Toilet Paper: Oooh… Fancy Pants

 |  |  April 25, 2019


Hey, nothing but the best will do for my butt. That’s why I’m looking forward to this luxurious new toilet paper. Quilted Northern Luxury 4-Ply Toilet Paper looks like it even comes in a special can, which is fitting since you will use it in the can.

It’s made with four silky-soft layers of paper to glide along your butt and hopefully not clog all of your plumbing. Wiping your bottom in luxury comes with a price though – a six-pack of mega rolls (equivalent of 24 regular rolls) costs $8.99.

I’ll pass. You know how I get 4-ply toilet paper? I fold 2-ply in half. Now that is gaming the system. You could also fold 1-ply four times. That’s getting one over on the man!

No way I’m paying extra money for TP in a tin though. What am I, a Rockefeller? If I was I’d probably be using a bidet or one of those fancy Japanese toilets that washes and dries your butt for you.

[via Hip2save via Geekologie]



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