All aboard! The taco train doesn’t just run on Tuesdays. For some people, it’s an everyday ride. For those, I present the ultimate in taco transportation. This is the Taco Train Taco Holder.train engine and cargo car combo will cost you $17, and if you want additional cargo cars you can get them for $11 each. Just remember, no matter how many tacos you eat, it’s always the caboose that pays for it.
Now that this thing exists, I want to see a motor added so that some enterprising taco joint can run this train around their restaurant, delivering tacos to customers. Somebody make that happen. I’m just the idea man here.