With all the craziness about COVID-19 going on, there’s been a major run on toilet paper. Now why everyone has made wiping their bottoms one of their top priorities during the virus pandemic, who knows? I’d think maybe food and water might take priority, but that’s just me. Now that you’re fully stocked with TP for your bunghole, you need a proper place to put it. I’m thinking this zombie toilet paper holder should do great.
Whether what we are experiencing is the beginning of the zombie apocalypse, or just a nasty flu-like bug, your guests will enjoy this creepy roll holder while they sit on your toilet contemplating the world. It’s nice and creepy, and looks especially gory if you don’t mind splashing some red food coloring on your bathroom walls.
The Zombie Bathroom Break toilet paper holder is available from Design Toscano for $39.95, who reminds us that bath tissue is not included, so you’ll have to dig into your survivalist cache to fill this thing.