One of the most pesky and persistent enemies in the Super Mario universe is the Piranha Plant. These little buggers like top pop up and chomp down on your butt just when you think you can get across a jump. Sure, they look pleasant enough, but as soon as they open their mouths, they go all Audrey 2 on you. Now, you can keep a Piranha Plant on your desk, and you don’t need to feed it a thing.
Paladone’s Piranha Plant lamp comes with its mouth wide open, and looks intimidating as it pokes its head out of a drain pipe. Its green stalk is poseable, so you can bend it to your whim, and aim its light where you want it. Rather than living organic matter, this Piranha Plant is made from plastic, and it’s teeth aren’t sharp enough to break skin. The plant can go anywhere too, since it runs on battery or USB power.
Whether you’ve already got a Super Mario theme going on, or it’s the first thing you add to your decor, people will know immediately that you’re a Nintendo fan – or that you’ve got a really weird green thumb.
You can pick up one of these lamps over on Target for $34.99.