Just in time for the putty/slime/goop trend to be over, now we have these Scented Whipped Putties from Vat19. The putties come in peanut butter, mixed berry, chocolate, and marshmallow scents, and cost $6 per 175-gram (~6-ounce) jar. You don’t get to pick your flavor though, Vat19 just sends you a random one. My mouth is watering already!
Now, why would you make a product that you’re not supposed to eat and put it in a jar that looks like it’s food and make it smell like something delicious? The product label says for ages 4+ but I’m 30+ and there’s absolutely no question I’m still going to eat some of that and get a tummy ache.
Now I know what you’re wondering, and no, it isn’t lipstick, my lips and nose are purple because of those Mr. Sketch scented markers and grape is my favorite flavor. Remember when you were a kid and you’d take the caps off two of them and just jam each one up a nostril? Those were simpler times.