You know what your beach-themed office is missing? A surfboard desk with a shark bite out of it. Well, don’t worry, because Lunar Lounge Design on Etsy has you covered with this $950 handmade shark bite surfboard desk. I can already hear police chief Martin Brody and marine biologist Matt Hooper arguing with the mayor to close the beaches for the 4th of July weekend.
Constructed of 5/8″ MDF (medium-density fiberboard), each surfboard desk stands 29″ tall, 63″ long, and 23″ inches wide. The board’s fin is removable, and the legs fold down for easy storage or transportation. It’s finished with automotive paint and four layers of clearcoat and comes standard in lemon yellow with a frost white accent stripe, although custom color options are available. I want mine seafoam green with blood splatter!
I can’t think of a more perfect desk for writing the next great ocean-themed blockbuster like Jaws. Honestly, I can’t think of a more perfect desk, period. It checks off all the boxes, provided the only box is ‘surfboard desk with shark bite’. I must have one for every room of the house.
[via Dude I Want That]