Disco balls: no dance party is complete without one. Same goes for somebody dancing on the sofa with a lampshade on their head. Usually it’s me, while my dogs hesitantly watch from the floor confused. But enough about my Friday nights at home alone, Amazon is selling these Mushroom Disco Balls (affiliate link) to liven up your living space with some funky reflective fungi!
Currently available in three different sizes (6″, 7″, and 8″ heights, the extra-small 5″ is sold out), the discoshrooms are sure to add a unique twist to any decor. Now I just need some bean bag chairs, a lava lamp, and a blacklight-reactive poster of the hookah-smoking caterpillar from Alice In Wonderland and my hippy rumpus room will finally be complete.
Did I just buy one of each size? Of course I did. Is my wife going to ask why my rumpus room always smells like hastily burned incense when she comes home from work early? Probably. Is it because I’m trying to cover the smell of marijuana? Of course not, it’s because I’m trying to cover the smell of… black magic rituals. Yes, black magic rituals – that’s what I was doing! Summoning demons and what have you.