Because one can never have too many Halloween yard inflatables, GOOSH has created a skeleton t-rex eating a person inflatable that’s almost too perfect not for me to buy three. Available on Amazon (affiliate link), the t-rex measures a respectable 7 feet tall, 6.5 feet long, and 3.5 feet wide. Hmm, must still be a juvenile.
It reminds me of the scene from Jurassic Park where the escaped t-rex eats lawyer Donald Gennaro while he’s trying to hide in the bathroom (previously immortalized by Mattel in toy form). I imagine this is sort of a retelling of Jurassic Park where the scientists decided to resurrect dinosaur skeletons with black magic instead of DNA cloning.
Fingers crossed they decide to make a whole bunch of different dinosaur skeleton inflatables as well; that way I can finally realize the undead dinosaur zoo Halloween yard decorating theme I’ve always dreamed of. Hey – we all have different dreams. And, based on the look she just shot me, my wife’s and mine are particularly different.