Inspired by the throttle grips seen on motocross bikes, the Throttle Opener is a bottle opener with a rubberized grip in the style of a dirt bike. Plus, it opens bottles with the same wrist motion as operating the throttle, just like you’re revving a bike. Vroom vroom, cold ones, here I come!
Is the Throttle Opener as practical as one that maximizes the efficiency of a lever instead of your wrist muscles to open a bottle? Of course not. But it does maximize flair, which is important to me when opening bottles. How else is everyone going to know I’m the life of the party?
Did I just buy two so I can open two bottles simultaneously? You bet I did. I’ll just have two partygoers each hold a beer, then put my helmet on and rev the tops off both while making motorcycle noises. Best barbecue ever!
[via DudeIWantThat]
