Modeled after Thor’s mythical hammer Mjölnir, this 15.2 oz mug is sure to gain the favor of the god of thunder. Or, I don’t know, maybe piss him off for making his hammer into a novelty item. Available on Amazon (affiliate link) in either silver or gold, it features a horizontal handle to make trying to drink from it as awkward as possible. Sure, you could just hold the mug by the actual mug portion, but where’s the fun in that?
Per the official product description: “There is a bottle opener built into the bottom of the cup, perfect for party picnics. At a party, everyone else drinks from a cup, and you drink from a hammer. Or when your friends are looking around for a corkscrew, you can grab your hammer cup to open the bottle cap. At this moment, you will be the center of everyone’s attention. They will compliment you on having a magic cup.”
Being the center of attention and getting complimented on having a magic cup is just what I’m always hoping will happen at me at parties, so clearly, this is the mug for me. Now I just need to get invited to a party so I can let the magic happen.