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Lowes 12-Foot Mummy Is Ready to Battle Home Depot’s 12-Foot Skeleton

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Written by Jonathan Berisford | August 20, 2023

Determined to break into the oversized Halloween yard decoration market that Home Depot has been monopolizing in recent years, Lowe’s is now selling this Haunted Living 12-foot Lighted Animatronic Mummy. The giant tattered skeleton measures 12′ tall, 5′ wide, x 6.2′ deep, and features posable arms, light-up eyes, and sound effects. My yard demands it. My wife insists the yard said no such thing, but I happen to know it only speaks to me because I mow it.

The skeleton rotates its upper body from side to side, greats guests when they approach via a proximity sensor and makes creepy moaning sounds. Me? I also make moaning sounds. Usually, that’s because my back hurts as soon as I wake up in the morning. I suppose that’s something mummies and I have in common – moaning and feeling old.

Will my lawn actually have a 12-foot mummy on display this Halloween? I suppose that depends on how much I value my relationship with my wife. So no, no, I probably won’t have a 12-foot mummy on display this Halloween. I will remain happily married, though, so there’s that.

[via DudeIWantThat]