Coming soon to a nightmare near you, the BlurryMan Mask from Vat19 is a $40 latex mask of a man’s face, but with all the features extremely blurred. The mask features two eye holes to constantly try to and fail to line up with your own eyes, and a combo mouth/nose hole for struggling to breathe. Obviously, this is just the mask to scare the bejesus out of your friends this Halloween. Or any day, really.
It’s just so… unnerving. I’m not actually sure if it’s the blurred features or the dark eye and mouth holes that make it so disturbing, but it’s probably a combination of both. I can’t even look at it for very long without getting the creeps.
Now I love a good scare as much as the next person with a strong heart and bladder, but you have to draw the line somewhere. And I’d argue the line is probably somewhere before donning this mask and jumping out of a linen closet at a family member.