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Terrifyingly Realistic ‘Big Kahuna’ Silicone Burger Mask

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Written by Jonathan Berisford | October 17, 2023

Crafted and sold by Savage Silicone, the Big Kahuna Silicone Burger Mask is a face mask that looks like a terrifying humanoid cheeseburger head. Now, I love cheeseburgers as much as Jimmy Buffet did (and often sing about them myself), but even I have a limit to what I’ll take a bite out of.

The $800 mask is available in several finishes, including standard, Franken-burger, sparse mold, and very moldy. Decisions, decisions! I usually spend a great deal of time trying to decide what to have for lunch, but I can tell you right now it definitely won’t be any of these.

They say you are what you eat, and now I’m worried about turning into a cheeseburger monster myself. Maybe I should have the occasional salad like my wife is always suggesting to help counteract my transformation. Of course, a handful of Halloween candy couldn’t hurt as well. Hey, who ate all the mini Snickers already? (It was me!)