Category: Geek Art + Craft

The thing that always bothered me about the relationship between Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine was the power dynamic. Palpatine was in charge. Vader kneeled to him after all. The thing is that Vader was literally one of the most powerful Jedi ever.

There are lots of things that can kill you, but two of them that are almost sure to do you in are cigarettes and xenomorphs. Naturally, cigarettes result in a slow, painful sort of demise, whereas the xenomorph will either rip you apart in seconds or melt you with its acid blood.

Turn your bathroom into a natural history museum with this awesome 3D printed shower head that looks like a T. Rex skull. Its mouth sprays a powerful jet of water between its big pointy teeth. It’s 3D printed from durable ABS plastic (like LEGO bricks), and screws onto any standard 1/2″ shower pipe.

Deadpool definitely has a butterface, but he’s funny so that makes him an honorary “3” on the hotness scale. This wooden Pin Mate from Bif Bang Pow! features our pal Mr. Pool with his mask off.

I’ve made it very clear that i am a huge fan of Stranger Things on Netflix. It’s hands-down the best show that Netflix has ever made, and makes their other shows look dowdy by comparison. It helps that as a child of the ’80s I can very much relate to all the things the kids were into.

A dude called Tim Schwalfenberg has created one of the coolest LEGO video game recreations ever. He took a scene from the cinematic zombie shooter The Last of Us and replicated it completely with LEGO bricks.

The Space Shuttle was awesome. Granted, there were some tragic accidents during the Shuttle program that cost the lives of astronauts, but overall the program was a raging success. OliveSeon created a LEGO tribute to the Space Shuttle, and it is awesome.

Pixar fans will definitely want this toy with the long name. It’s officially called the “Toy Story Bandai Chogokin Combination Woody Robo Sheriff Star Figure.” It’s essentially five Toy Story chard terms that can combine to form one big Toy Story robot that will protect the water hole and whatever else you need protected.

Did Rogue One feel naked to you without the opening crawl? More importantly, do you feel naked without it? Well, now you can wear one around your neck. These opening crawl infinity scarves are based on The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.

This may be the most perfect pile of poo ever created. It’s made from gold, so it won’t come back up after you flush. Technically it’s a geometrically correct turd as well. The geometry of this poop sculpture is based on the combination of an Archimedean spiral and the Golden Ratio/phi in triangles.

There’s not much better than eating a tasty cake, except when said cake is Mario-themed, and filled with edible gold coins. Forget smashing your head on it to get those coins. Smash your face against it and gobble it up.

Way back in the day, my game of choice on the Atari 2600 was Space Invaders. That was about all I wanted to play, with a little Pitfall thrown in the mix. Oddly enough, I don’t recall ever seeing a Space Invaders machine in the arcade back in the day.

Two of the most frustrating things that I played growing up were Super Mario Bros. and the Rubik’s Cube. As a kid in the ’80s you were guaranteed to get at least one Rubik’s Cube each Christmas or birthday.

If you have ever wanted to rock out on a custom Batman guitar, you can try your hand at making one like this. Imgur user DarrynStead has provided an overview of the process. You just need the skill (or Lucius Fox) to actually build it for you.

Sure, the Mega Man you grew up controlling on the game screen was blue, but things can change. What if Mega Man was tired of being blue all the time. What if he wanted to be red just for a change?

Have you ever ridden a skateboard made from toilet paper? It’s the sh*t! Lauri and Anni Vuohensilta, the fine folks behind the Hydraulic Press Channel have published a video on one of their other YouTube channels showing their hydraulic press smashing rolls of toilet paper into a hard, long board.