I always wanted to learn to paint despite the fact that I have little artistic talent. I watched a lot of Bob Ross on The Joy of Painting growing up, and he always seemed to make creating an awesome landscape look like it was dead simple.
We all need to grate cheese, at least those normal among us do. I say normal because only an insane person doesn’t need nachos in their lives every now and again. You could grate your cheese with a normal boxy grater liek your grandma did, or you could get an awesome cheese grater.
Growing up I used to watch a show on Nickelodeon called You Can’t do That on Television. People were always getting slimed on that show if they said “I don’t know.” I always wondered exactly what that green slime was made of.
Looking for a yummy snack to eat while you play your Nintendo Switch? Well, here it is. Los Angeles baker Rosanna Pansino teamed up with Matthew Patrick of The Game Theorists to make some Nintendo Switch controller themed cookies.
Lots of people get married in Las Vegas. It’s sort of a thing, and you can pick all kinds of weird themed weddings these days. You could do the traditional thing (well, traditional for Vegas anyway) and allow Elvis to marry you, or you could go down to the Taco Bell Cantina restaurant on the Vegas strip and get hitched, though I’m not sure it would be the destination wedding your bride expected.
Out of all the lunch meat companies out there, Oscar Mayer clearly has the largest wiener. I mean it’s wiener is so massive that it rides around on four wheels and has a driver inside. That is one big wiener, it’s like the John Holmes of processed lunch meats.
I really like ice cream, and I really like pizza. The problem is that after an entire life of eating Blue Bell ice cream or Braum’s, I am a total ice cream snob. Breyers, Blue Bunny, and whatever else you can find at the store doesn’t do the trick.
Season your meals with the light side or the dark side with these cool grinders. These lightsaber salt and pepper grinders are the latest kitchen accessory in your already oversaturated Star Wars themed kitchen.
The blue is for salt and the red is for pepper, obviously.
I like me some burritos, but I am a burrito snob. I once ate a gas station breakfast burrito and my anus hated me for a week. I now stick with burritos I see being made to order from Chipotle; thankfully they are on approximately every corner in Colorado Springs.
(For full effect, you should hop down and hit play on the video below and let it play as you read.) Check out this milkshake, it’s the foodstuffs of childhood daydreams. Those glorious bastards over at Burger King have made up quite a bit for atrocities like their awful hot dogs and BK nuggets with the addition of the new Lucky Charms milkshake.
Bubbles and booze – they just belong together. And I’m not talking about those bubbles from the side of your mouth when you are laying there passed out from too much booze. I’m talking about Bubblelick.
Pizza is easily the best food in the world. It’s got all the major food groups on one easy to hold triangular slice. One of my favorite things is that cold pizza is almost as good the day after as the hot fresh pizza was the day before.
Drink up all of time and space with this awesome TARDIS beer stein. Is it bigger on the inside? I hope so, because I am super thirsty. It certainly might appear that way after you’ve had enough to drink.
What kind of stuff is going on in Marge Simpson’s head? Well, laundry, making lunch for the kids, yelling at Homer, ordering tequila from room service… But what else? Now we can find out thanks to this cake.
If you have followed what we cover here at Technabob a lot, you know one of my favorite things is cooking gadgets. I like to cook. It stems from a childhood with a single mother who worked a lot and didn’t know how to cook anything that wasn’t deep fried or microwaved.