Out of all the extinct dinosaurs, none saddened me more than the disappearance of the TriceraTACO who would majestically carry tacos for other dinosaurs to devour. But good news. TriceraTACO is back as an awesome taco holder.
What could be better than a dinosaur carrying a couple of tacos for you?
We all need a little light in our life. Sometimes that light comes from boring, lame lamps and other times it comes from awesome lamps that look like space (the final frontier.) This Star Trek Enterprise Table Lamp will light up your room and looks great doing it.
The shade has a starfield on it and the lamp pull is a replica of the Starship Enterprise that looks like it’s floating in space.
It’s a notebook. It’s a Game Boy. Note Boy! Game Book! Now you’re playing with paper! This notebook looks like the classic Game Boy from your youth. But it does more than just look awesome. It has a holographic Super Mario Land screen that appears to move.
You know what would be cool to draw inside of this notebook?
If you have some Coca-Cola cans, some lighters, and a few spare syringes just lying around, you can use them to make your own minigun. The question is, should you? Yes. Yes you should. Unless you hurt yourself, in which case, I do not endorse this idea at all.
The Q Channel shows you how to make a rad minigun with a really cool design.
The Shining was one of the films that helped put Stephen King movie adaptations on the map. Jack Nicholson was superb in that film and it was scary as hell. Still, I happened to have liked the 1997 TV mini series adaptation better.
This Schrödinger’s Cat Plush toy from is a cuddly stuffed animal that is both alive and dead at the same time, depending which side is facing you. You don’t even need a box to ponder what state it’s in.
Little kids can be both annoying and adorable. With two kids I can tell you this from experience. Sometimes they really are like tiny drunk adults with some of the things they do and say. This little girl called Rayna lives on a street where – in her little mind – a robot has come to hang out.
Her dad decides to take her to meet her pal, and while she is happily unaware that the robot isn’t actually a robot, we can see at a glance that it’s actually an abandoned water heater
Like most kids this little, Rayna quickly forgets her robot friend when she spies something on the ground, but not before robot gets a hug and is told he is loved.
Back in grade school, we judged how well off you were by the size of the box of crayons you brought to class. If you had that giant 64-color box with the built in sharpener, your family clearly was rolling in dough.
I don’t always understand Japan and the things they find cool over there. I don’t exactly understand these either, but I think these Gudetama World Tour figures are very cool. They feature Sanrio character Gudetama – a lazy egg basking in one sort of dish or another from around the world.
The ramen figure makes me want noodles something fierce.
If you carry a gun for self defense of yourself, your family, and others, should you ever have to draw and use your weapon, you certainly don’t want that first shot at a knife-wielding maniac bent on stabbing your significant other to be the first you have ever fired out of your handgun.
I’ve long held the belief that the same people who make thise exploding ink packs that stain bank robbers also make the orange dye used in cheesy puffs. Those orange balls of salty deliciousness will leave you stained for days afterwards.
This is a very cool dress. It’s varying shades of blue and black and has stars all over it. In fact some of these stars make constellations. What makes it extra cool is that the constellations glow in the dark when the lights are off.
Behold the greatest animal cosplay ever. It’s a guinea pig, a rather fat and strange rodent that parents tend to buy for kids instead of a dog. This particular guinea pig is the same width from his fat little cheeks down to his piggy arse.
That makes the pig perfect to play a deliciously starchy side dish.
You can get any wine holder you want, but the best choice is obviously this T-Rex wine bottle holder from Atlantic Collectibles. This beast comes in both dead or alive versions.
What could be better than displaying a drunk T-Rex in your home, as he upends a bottle of your expensive wine?
Bob’s Burgers is one of my all-time favorite animated programs. The characters, voice acting, and writing are all spot-on, and the show is hilarious. Seriously, if you’ve never watched it, it’s time for a binge.
Now, fans of the show can get their hands on an officially-licensed Bob’s Burgers Monopoly set.
Naturally, the board comes filled with lots of locations from the show, from the Jimmy Pesto’s to Wonder Wharf, and offers up Community Garden and White Pants Take a Chance cards.
The tokens are based on Bob, Linda, Tina, Gene, Louise, and Teddy, though I have to say that the sculpts aren’t exactly accurate.