Jaws Baby Bed: We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Cot
If you’re a new parent and you want a terrifying scene for your home, try something like this Jaws inspired cot. This thing offers up a scene where a shark is eating your baby alive. It…
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Star Wars Sarlacc Pit Toddler Pillow: Fett-er Your Baby’s Nest
When you have a newborn, it’s all about safety. You have to go over the house with a fine-tooth comb and make sure that all of the dangers are gone. That means stuff like covering electrical…
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This Robot Delivers Bottles to Babies with Horrible Consequences
Wouldn’t it be great if we had a robot that could deliver bottles to babies, so parents could do something else with their time? You would think so, but no. Do not want. Trust me on…
Born to Fly Suitcase Doubles as a Baby Stroller
The Born To Fly suitcase really should come with one of the “Baby on Board” signs, because it’s carry-on suitcase with an integrated baby stroller. That way you can carry your child and your suitcase at…
Moxi Stroller Charges Your Phone via Generator Wheels
I have two kids and when kids are very young, a stroller isn’t something parents want to do without. Sure, you want to hold the baby a lot of the time, but you also want to…
Ninja Bib Keeps Babies Clean and Deadly
When my son was a baby, he was the messiest eater on the planet. He couldn’t control his arms and legs well enough to walk yet, nor could he reach around the edges of his high…
DIY Mad Max Power Wheels War Rig: Fuwy Woad
Cory and Jeremy Newton-Smith are famous for making geeky Halloween rides for their son Cooper. After the DeLorean time machine and the Ecto-1, Cooper’s next ride is one we should all witness: the War Rig from…
Diego-San Robot Baby Smiles, Learns, Eats Souls
If Hector from Saturn 3 mounted the Atlas robot and had a baby, I think Diego-San is exactly what their love child would look like. It’s intensely creepy with its chubby-cheeked smiling face and mechanical body.…
3D Printing and Ultrasound Help Blind Pregnant Moms Touch Their Unborn Babies
Here’s a pair of wonderful stories that were made possible with the help of 3D printing. As part of its new ad campaign in Brazil, diaper brand Huggies helped two blind expectant mothers “see” their unborn…
Dalek Caan Baby Stroller Makes for a Terrifying Toddler
Comedian and writer Rye Silverman was at the Gallifrey One convention over the weekend and found something truly terrifying. Dalek Caan lives! And he has merged with a human baby. This adorably terrifying baby/Dalek is looking…
Sims 4 Glitch Gives You a Demon Baby
Holy mother of… whatever that thing is. Video games launch with all kinds of glitches. Game companies eventually issue patches to correct what they can, but I’m not sure if anything but an exorcism can correct…
Baby Got Abs: Strongman Romper Suit for Tots
Kids might say the darnedest things, but some parents dress their kids in the darnedest clothes. Case in point: the Strongman Romper Suit that gives your tot instant chiseled abs for a burly physique.…
Aliens Baby Power Loader Costume: Get Away from Her, You Poopypants!
We’ve actually seen a baby in a Power Loader costume before, but it doesn’t get old. There’s something very creepy and unsettling about seeing a baby in control of a multi-ton machine capable of crushing an…
LOST Themed Baby Nursery Still Doesn’t Sufficiently Explain the Polar Bear
Fans of LOST may not have liked the ending, but for the most part, it was a great groundbreaking series. It was a fascinating show during the first few seasons. Now you can get your kid…
Your Unborn Baby, Immortalized in a 3D Printed Figure
Technology has made it easier for prospective parents to see what their child looks like, even before he or she is born. There’s ultrasound (to get a rough outline), 3D imaging, and even 4D ultrasound so…
When Babies Attack, Only Garbage Men Are Unafraid
I like a good prank, especially when its played on unsuspecting people on the streets. something about strangers getting the crap scared out of them in public makes me smile. A new movie is coming out…
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