Emperor Palpatine Ultrasound: Do Midi-Chlorians Really Exist?
Holy crap guys! I don’t know if the mother is claiming that midi-chlorians did it, but someone is having a Sith baby. We have proof. Just look at this ultrasound.
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The Aston Martin of Strollers is Actually an Aston Martin
Aston Martin does make some beautiful cars, but let’s be honest, not many people can afford them. Maybe that’s the reason why you should get your baby the Aston Martin of strollers. Yes, Aston Martin actually makes a stroller – and it might be the only way you can ever afford an Aston.
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Beard My Baby 2.0 App: Because Every Baby Needs a Beard
So not every baby needs to look like ZZ Top, but it’s fun to see them plastered with a huge beard on their faces. Not with a real mustache, of course, because they’ll probably tug at it with a vengeance, but with a virtual mustache added digitally to their photos using the soon-to-be-released Beard My Baby 2.0 app.
Twitter Parody Accounts Hail the Eventual Arrival of the #royalbaby
So it’s official: Prince William and Kate are having a baby. To some, it’s great news. To the curious, it’s information worth knowing. To the vast population, it’s merely news that doesn’t have anything to do with them.
World, Meet Baby Hashtag; Hashtag, Meet the World!
The first act of cruelty that some parents inflict on their children is giving them weird names or names that they can never live down. For example, magician Penn Jillette named his daughter Moxie Crimefighter. There’s also that actor, Jason Lee, who named his son Pilot Inspektor.
While Baby Rests, A Creative Parent Comes out to Play
Babies. What’s not to love? They coo, they cry, and while they might throw the occasional tantrum or pee all over you without warning, the smile that they’ll give you at the end of the day makes everything worth it.
Baby Mop Lets You Put Your Little Bundle of Joy to Work
My sister’s baby crawls around so much that the floor looks infinitely cleaner and shinier by the time she’s all crawled out.
Someone else must’ve apparently noticed this with their own babies, because why else would they come up with something as silly and amusing as the Baby Mop romper?
Freaky Baby Monster Dolls Will Make You Never Want to Have Kids
If there’s one thing that’s for sure, it’s that you can find some really odd stuff if you dig around deep enough over on Etsy. For instance, while I was searching for some zombie-related items, I came across this monstrosity.
Mechanized Steerable Stroller: Baby’s First Mech
We’ve featured a couple of cool and geeky baby strollers, but Xandon Frogget’s creation trumps them all: a stroller that can drive itself around, or let an adult or toddler steer it themselves, but still avoid obstacles.
Marvel’s Superheroes Were Babies, Once Upon a Time
Superheroes were once babies, too. And it’s about time Marvel showed the whole world what they were probably like, via Skottie Young’s awesomely-rendered covers for the Marvel NOW! titles.
This is Skottie’s second batch of covers and he does a pretty bang-up job as usual, as you can see below.
Baby’s First Baby Doll is Horrifically Twisted, But Sends a Strong Message
A pregnant baby doll that has its own pregnant baby? This ‘toy’ would probably become every mothers’ worst nightmare, if it actually existed. Aside from that, the whole concept is just plain wrong and twisted.
Fortunately, it’s not really a toy.
Dalek Plush Baby Toys are Too Cute to Exterminate Us (or Are They?)
If there’s one word you don’t usually picture when you think about Daleks, it’s “cute”. But these plush Daleks are the cutest Daleks I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Baby Stroller Gets 125cc Engine, Heading for 50mph Top Speed
When you have a baby, one of the first things that you need is a good stroller. I mean, you have to let your kid have some sunlight. Sunlight is good, along with a walk at a nice leisurely pace.
New Father Uses Wii-mote, Lasers to Keep His Child Safe
It’s not easy being a new father. Infants are so tiny and delicate that I’m scared to even look at them. So I totally understand why this guy went the extra mile to look after his new child.
Baby Robot Affetto is One Creepy Looking RoboTot
Some people find human babies to be a bit creepy at times. They certainly can be a bit weird, but we all were one at some point. Aside from looking like Winston Churchill, all babies are pretty much aliens.
Lomography Fisheye Baby 110: Tiniest Lomography Panoramic Camera Eva!
While some people thought that film was dead, Lomography continues to revive film cameras for a new generation. Lomo cameras create images that are full of color and feeling, a bit like an analog version of Instagram.
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