Tag: Bulletproof

Are you worried about your man junk getting shot off by an angry ex or just by someone who likes to shoot people in the crotch? Well, worry no more – with this bulletproof underwear. There’s just one caveat.

If you are shopping for the coming apocalypse, we found some awesome headgear for you. Now all you need are some guns, canned food, and survival tools. You are going to look badass wearing this bulletproof headwear for sure.

Bulletproof glass is an awesome invention; it protects VIPs all around the world from being killed by bad guys looking to do them harm. While that glass does a fantastic job of protecting from bullets, it’s clearly no match for an rocket-propelled grenade.

Businessmen have it hard today. Whether you are a banker or a Wall Street whiz kid, chances are that you are not well liked. And it’s too late to give the money back since you bought that new condo and the Bentley sitting in your garage.

Garrison Bespoke is a luxury suit tailor in Toronto, but its latest product might as well come from the research labs of a secret intelligence agency in the UK. It’s a three-piece suit that’s strong enough to withstand attacks from a hunting knife and even 9mm bullets fired at close range, thanks to several layers of carbon nanotubes hidden inside the vest and suit jacket.

My heart breaks every time I hear about school shootings and other incidents where people with guns fire at innocent people for no apparent reason. It’s especially heartbreaking if it happens at a school, no less, where almost no one expects to get hurt because they’re there to learn.

If you’re the kind of person who takes their iPhone into a firefight, then you know that the usual flimsy cases won’t do much, especially against larger caliber guns. Check out Marudai’s bulletproof iPhone case. They claim that it will stop a .50 caliber bullet.

I think anyone that has dropped a heavy object into water knows that liquid slows and softens the impact. However, you wouldn’t think liquid would be a viable option for body armor for soldiers and police.

So what do you need by your side when someone nearby suddenly goes ballistic? The Ballistic Clipboard, that’s what! Pardon the play on words, but Impact Armor’s reinforced clipboard is definitely what you need when you’re faced with someone who’s armed and dangerous.

The MI6 would do well to hire the guys at Sruli Recht, because this classy pocket square is a must-have for stylish spies like 007. Called “The Damned”, the pocket square is proof… Bulletproof. The Damned is made of “military grade ballistic protective aramid fiber”, made “to protect the hearts of men.”