Fruit Loops. They’re magically delicious. Wait, that’s not right. They’rrrrrre great! No, that’s not it. Anyway, I don’t have to ask Toucan Sam to follow his nose to this Froot Loops cereal candle, because I can do that myself.
A candle that lights itself sounds like magic. It also sounds like humans are lazier than ever. We can’t even be bothered to light our own candles anymore with a match or a lighter. We suck at life, and this is proof.
If you want to enjoy Chinese takeout, but the MSG makes you all sleepy, then maybe the smell alone will be enough to satisfy you. I guess you could go to a Chinese restaurant and bother all of the customers by sticking your nose in their food, but trust me, there’s a better way; one that won’t get the police called on you.
If you like unicorns, but you prefer them sad (you sick bastard) this is the candle holder for you. The candle itself is rainbow-colored and shaped like a horn. It gets crammed right inside the head of the unicorn and then you light the candle.
There’s nothing quite like the smell of a new car, toy, computer… Certain smells, especially of things we love, can really fill us with a sense of joy or nostalgia. If you love the smell of a brand new Apple Mac computer, you can now relive that experience with this scented candle.
We all take electricity for granted. I hate to sound like your parents, but there are parts of the world were they don’t have electricity. The Lumir C is perfect for those folks since it is supposed to work without batteries or any electrical source.
One of those classic flicks from the ’80s was Ghostbusters. The new remake is using an all female cast and I hope it is as good as the original, but I sort of doubt it. Fans of the franchise will surely know the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
We’ve seen Pokéball soaps and bath bombs with toys hidden inside them. Firebox came up with a similar gimmick, but with a candle and an actual, albeit, extinct animal.
The Hatching Dinosaur Candle measures about 5.5″x 5.5″x 6.2″.
Just because you’re a bad guy doesn’t mean your lair has to literally stink. Clean up your act with Etsy seller Zeitgaiss’ unofficial Star Wars scented candles. They come in three variants: Darth Vader, Stormtrooper and Royal Imperial Guard.
People love candlelight, and by people I mean women mostly. If they had more Marvel and DC Comics themed candles, then guys might be more into them. Anyway, Moment is a candle holder created by designer Lars Beller Fjetland.
Control the darkness with the Atari 2600 joystick candle. Etsy shop Kescha66 says the mold for the candle was made from an actual Atari joystick, which explains why the candles also have the Atari logo at the bottom.
Etsy store Blankoo fermented some milk from the Lon Lon Ranch and ended up with… candles. Nah, these cute scented canldes are made from beeswax and come in two sizes – 3.5″ and 6.5″ – and three labels: violet, blue and yellow.
First, it was a cat. Now it’s gummi bears. But these huge 3-pound gummi bear candles are not what they seem. They’re undeniably cute, cuddly even if they weren’t made from wax.
But the horror sets in once it starts burning…