Just because you’re a bad guy doesn’t mean your lair has to literally stink. Clean up your act with Etsy seller Zeitgaiss’ unofficial Star Wars scented candles. They come in three variants: Darth Vader, Stormtrooper and Royal Imperial Guard.
One of the things I remember most about Christmas stockings growing up was how the stockings were packed with oranges and walnuts. We were never fruit eaters growing up and mostly all we did with those oranges was throw them at each other.
A few years ago, we saw a really cool ring that was custom made by one talented Star Wars fan. We can’t all be jewelry Jedi, but thanks to Takayas Custom Jewelry you can still wield a lightsaber-inspired ring.
You can decorate the inside of your house as geekily as you want, but unless you invite your neighbors in, they’ll never know how deep your geek streak runs. If you want to fly your geek flag without having them come over and drink all your beer, these Star Wars porch light covers are just the ticket.
I’ve always wondered what Darth Vader was like in his downtime. He couldn’t have been an insane killer all the time. I bet when was is chilling in that ball thing where he could take his helmet off, he liked to watch the game and drink beer.
I imagine Darth Vader isn’t much of a morning person. He probably doesn’t sleep that well in that hot mask and I bet his significant other complains about his noisy breathing all night. The result would be a Vader that you don’t want to talk to in the mornings lest he force crush your balls.
Anyone who has kids knows that you will need a nightlight at some point. Why not make it a cool nightlight? 3D Light FX has debuted some sweet new Star Wars wall lights that include some of the most iconic characters and items from the franchise.
Last year, we checked out Rainy Day Instruments’ C-3PO electric guitar. Now the Etsy shop also has a Darth Vader guitar. As with the Threepio guitar, its Darth Vader body is actually the classic Kenner Collector’s Case.
This Glow in the Darth T-Shirt is awesome. Watch Darth Vader get hit by Force lightning on the front of this black, 100% cotton shirt and marvel at the electrifying effect.
The lightning and Vader’s skull glow in the dark, making you a walking scene from Return of the Jedi whenever you wear this shirt.
Artist Klaus Enrigue recreated Darth Vader’s helmet in an unusual way. He covered the mask with 150 creepy crawly insects. There are tarantulas, scorpions, and butterflies from around the world as if called by The Force to create an armor made out of nature.
Don’t worry, I’m not saying you should have Xbox Live for breakfast. Etsy store Big Nerd Wolf is selling actual tea that has geeky characters as tea hangers. Although they do look like they’re immersing their… lower extremities in your drink.
Bait your kids into taking a bath with these awesome hooded towels made by Etsy shop Middle Brained Canvas. They’re based on Star Wars, Harry Potter, Disney movies and of course dinosaurs.
I want that white dinosaur towel so bad.
Look at this awesome Darth Vader costume by Prince Armory. The outfit reminds me of something that Vader would have worn if he were part of the mystic hoards that set upon the mighty 300 at the Hot Gates.