Just when you thought that you had seen every Star Wars product in the world, meet the Darth Vader toothpick dispenser from Bandai. Vader will serve all of your tooth-picking needs.
Just flick the lever on his back and Vader reaches into his cape, grabs a toothpick, then points it at you like a lightsaber.
In many towns around the country, there are craft brewers that make their own beer. If you have a favorite, or like one of the common beers more when it comes out of a draft tap than a can, the Synek Draft System is for you.
I used to have the largest collection of PEZ dispensers among my friends – that is, before our dog discovered my stash and chewed them all to unrecognizable bits. While I mourned the loss of my collection, I was sick with relief that our dog didn’t choke on the tiny plastic parts.
This little droid may not look like much, but he’s fulled to the brim. With booze. Or whatever other beverage you choose. This R2 unit has electronic Super Soaker parts inside and here, he is filled with blue gatorade.
Candy machines are great. They give out candy. Motion sensing candy machines are even better. But when the zombie apocalypse comes one day soon, there are far greater needs than candy. That’s when you will want to fill The Sharper Image’s motion sensing candy machine with ammunition, so you will always be ready.
There are a few awesome things about this product. First of all is Geek Stuff 4 U’s insistence that this is a “soy sauce dispenser.” I’m not sure what will happen should you have the gall to fill it with something else, say honey or machine oil, but I wouldn’t mess with an astromech droid if I were you.
It’s the perfect companion to the sticky notes flash drive: the tape dispenser USB hub, for the person who needs to affix a lot of things to other things. How have you lived this long without it?
I may laugh now, but the next time I need to tape something down while simultaneously looking for a place to charge my iPod, I’m going to think of this thing.
That R2-D2 is one talented little droid. Not only can he project holographic distress messages from Princess Leia, he can grind pepper, play tunes, serve cookies, and keep your drinks cool, and now he can even help you wipe your butt.
According the the Japanese maker of this plush R2-D2, it’s designed to dispense “roll tissue”, which is a nice way of saying “toilet paper”.