Growing up, Kellogg’s and Post had convinced me that sugary cereals drowning in milk were “part of a nutritious breakfast.” But as I grew up, I came to realize that protein is a much more important start to the day.
Who feels like making breakfast when you’re still half asleep? Not me. That’s why I have to build a breakfast-making robot like this one. This breakfast-making machine is amazing. It will make you bacon and eggs using two custom-built LEGO robots.
One is a huge scaffold that delivers bacon and eggs to your frying pan and even cracks the eggs open.
These Game of Thrones Dragon Egg Salt and Pepper Shakers are perfect for seasoning those giant Westeros meals no matter what house you belong to. I wouldn’t recommend them to season actual dragon meat because that just seems cruel.
I’ve wondered why in every Alien movie why exactly the people walk into a creepy room filled with weird cantaloupe looking things and immediately put their face over it for a nice long gander? You realize that’s how you get chestbursters.
It’s pretty rare that I eat eggs out of a cup – I usually have them scrambled, over easy or in an omelette or frittata. I just like saying fri-ta-ta. I may soon have to start going for some boiled eggs just so I can have a reason to buy these awesome ceramic egg cups.
Mustard’s Eggbot and Eggsplorer transform your incredible, edible eggs into the head of a strange alien, or the roof of the UFO he landed in.
They say that truth is stranger than fiction. I say that when it comes to eggs, fictional eggs are overall much much freakier. I mean, are there any real eggs that spawn facehuggers? But as these pictures will show you, real eggs can be really weird too.