Growing up, Kellogg’s and Post had convinced me that sugary cereals drowning in milk were “part of a nutritious breakfast.” But as I grew up, I came to realize that protein is a much more important start to the day.
Who feels like making breakfast when you’re still half asleep? Not me. That’s why I have to build a breakfast-making robot like this one. This breakfast-making machine is amazing. It will make you bacon and eggs using two custom-built LEGO robots.
These Game of Thrones Dragon Egg Salt and Pepper Shakers are perfect for seasoning those giant Westeros meals no matter what house you belong to. I wouldn’t recommend them to season actual dragon meat because that just seems cruel.
I’ve wondered why in every Alien movie why exactly the people walk into a creepy room filled with weird cantaloupe looking things and immediately put their face over it for a nice long gander? You realize that’s how you get chestbursters.
It’s pretty rare that I eat eggs out of a cup – I usually have them scrambled, over easy or in an omelette or frittata. I just like saying fri-ta-ta. I may soon have to start going for some boiled eggs just so I can have a reason to buy these awesome ceramic egg cups.
They say that truth is stranger than fiction. I say that when it comes to eggs, fictional eggs are overall much much freakier. I mean, are there any real eggs that spawn facehuggers? But as these pictures will show you, real eggs can be really weird too.