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Knit Alien Facehugger Will Keep You Warm. And Screaming.

Look what grandma Xenomorph made you for Christmas! It’s a life-size facehugger hand knitted by Etsy seller Katie aka Knitrocious. Its legs have clips on their ends so you can wrap it around your head or any part of your body for that matter.…

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Fingerless Mittens with Spiky Scales: Glove Puppet

These neat knitted mittens by Etsy seller HotScones add +2 to warmth and +5 to charisma. They’re made of alpaca fleece and wool. Probably from a wool dragon. I see a lot of potential in this. Instead of settling for a generic dragon or dinosaur look, why not go for…

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‘My Knitted Boyfriend’: At Least This Guy Won’t Open His Big Mouth

Being single can suck, especially when all of your friends already have plus one’s. Artist Noortje de Keijzer found a way around this not by joining online dating sites or by going on blind dates, but by knitting her own boyfriend. Yes, you read that right: she knitted one.…

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Dalek Hat Exterminates Wind Chill

So the latest season of Doctor Who kicked off last week with a Dalek episode. And if you saw it, you already know that this episode breaths new life into the Daleks and takes them from being a silly overused villain to making them multi-dimensional bad guys. Well, I can’t…

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Knitted Borg Hat Will Assimilate Your Head

Although the weather is warmer now, the Borg don’t care. They will still assimilate you and put this knitted Borg hat on your head, making you one of them and keeping your head warm and toasty.…

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11th Doctor’s Sonic Screwdriver Scarf Fixes Nothing but Cold Necks

Doctor Who’s Sonic Screwdriver is pretty versatile. It can rewire an electrical control box, can open just about any door, can scan aliens and now it can also keep your neck warm when visiting cold planets.…

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Weighted Companion Cube Sweater Can Accompany You Through the Rest of the Test

Sure, the turrets and robots of Portal have been getting more attention out of late, but we should never count out the charm of the Companion Cube. Just take a look at this Weighted Companion Cube sweater. It will never threaten to stab you.…

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Knitted Dissected Animals Prepare Kids for Bio 101

Ah, Biology 101. We may be from different nations and cultures, but I’m sure those of us who have gone through that class share very similar experiences: The fear. The excitement. The jumping, twitching animals. The smell. Oh, the smell. The teacher who repeatedly hit the catfish in the head…

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Super Mario Sweater Vest: the World’S Most Powerful Bully Magnet

Unless of course the bullies in your area are gamers as well, in which case they’ll just ask that you hand this vest over to them. Or else. For those too young to know, the vest features a screenshot from World 1-1 of Super Mario Bros. Super knitter sister Happy…

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Knitted Gas Mask Will Keep You Safe From Imaginary Diseases

Knitter/Yes Woman teriyakimoto‘s friend wanted a “knitted gas mask + hat to wear for winter bike trips to work”. I think it’s safe to say that this friend has quite specific needs. Teriyakimoto obliged, braving the depths of absurdity and the fact that she had no pattern to work with,…

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What’S Kraken: Knitted Cthulhu Penguin

Below the thunders of the upper deep; far, far beneath in the abysmal sea, his ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep, The Cthulhu Penguin sleepeth: There hath he lain for ages and lay battening upon huge sea-worms in his sleep, until Ravelry member Carly Zimmerman created a pattern and shared it for…

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Terrorize the Mario in Your Life With This Knitted Goomba Hat

Mario and Luigi will run from you in fear when they see your sweet knitted Goomba beanie! And it’s perfect timing as I’m quite certain you’ve been waiting for just the right accessory to show your Goomba love. Knitter extraordinaire FadeCrazy whipped up this cozy and cranky cranium covering and…

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Knit Alien Facehugger Will Keep You Warm. And Screaming.

Fingerless Mittens with Spiky Scales: Glove Puppet

‘My Knitted Boyfriend’: At Least This Guy Won’t Open His Big Mouth

Dalek Hat Exterminates Wind Chill

Knitted Borg Hat Will Assimilate Your Head

11th Doctor’s Sonic Screwdriver Scarf Fixes Nothing but Cold Necks

Weighted Companion Cube Sweater Can Accompany You Through the Rest of the Test

Knitted Dissected Animals Prepare Kids for Bio 101

Super Mario Sweater Vest: the World’S Most Powerful Bully Magnet

Knitted Gas Mask Will Keep You Safe From Imaginary Diseases

What’S Kraken: Knitted Cthulhu Penguin

Terrorize the Mario in Your Life With This Knitted Goomba Hat

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