Tag: Lawn Ornament

Perfect for my annual risque Halloween party, this Skeleton Couple inflatable decoration (affiliate link) features two skeletons apparently engaged in some boning of their own. My my! As far as sexy Halloween decorations go, this is certainly up there.

Because who doesn’t like pretending they’re a weekend paleontologist, purveyor of eccentric home and garden decor Design Toscano has created these giant dinosaur bone lawn sculptures. I can already imagine myself brushing some dirt off in front of guests and telling them I unearthed it this morning.

After years of roaming the desert, the Jawas want a more lush climate. Your front yard should do just fine. But if your neighbors have droid lawn ornaments, they will turn up missing, only to be sold in your yard at bargain basement prices.

I’d quite like a droid to take care of some of the things around the house I really don’t want to do. Things like mowing the yard, vacuuming floors, watching HGTV with the wife and so on. 

Ahhh… lawn ornaments. They come in two flavors: seasonal and tacky, or non-seasonal and really tacky. Being tongue-in-cheek makes them less tacky, and being inflatable makes them much, much more tacky. Tongue-in-cheek and seasonal is therefore the least tacky and most amusing form of lawn ornament.

Make your lawn look like the aftermath of the battle of Hoth with this cool AT-AT lawn ornament. This AT-AT has definitely seen better days. You try getting your legs taken out by a snowspeeder and see how you look.

We haven’t even had Thanksgiving yet, but since the stores are all advertising Christmas goodies that suck, I figured you would want to see something cool. This animated Stegosaurus Christmas lawn ornament goes for $140 and it is easily worth twice as much because dinosaurs and Christmas go together like Fred Flintstone and Brontosaurus burgers.