Tag: Martini

The next time you ask for a martini that is shaken, not stirred, they may just throw it at you to shake it up. That’s because this cocktail is served up in a can. Apparently, the phenomenon is happening all over the world.

I like the holidays, but my in-laws can really piss me off. My mother-in-law really gets to me because she is a dumb-ass. I hope that trait isn’t hereditary because if my wife goes moron all the sudden we are going to have a big problem.