Tag: Milk

Are you hungry for some milk and cookies? You could trudge all the way to the kitchen cabinet and grab some Oreos, then open the fridge to grab a bottle of milk, but that would be way too much work.

The only thing that aliens like more than capturing and probing humans is capturing and mutilating cows. Sick space scum! To celebrate cow abduction, I-Media, a creative agency in Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan, has created a clever concept campaign for Molocow milk.

Have you ever milked a cow? No? Well, now you can in the comfort of your own home with the Udder Milk dispenser. You won’t be milking an actual cow, although you’ll be going through the same motions just to get a glass of milk.

Etsy store Blankoo fermented some milk from the Lon Lon Ranch and ended up with… candles. Nah, these cute scented canldes are made from beeswax and come in two sizes – 3.5″ and 6.5″ – and three labels: violet, blue and yellow.

There’s a reason why doctors recommend that mothers breastfeed their newborns for the first few weeks of their lives: because human breastmilk provides the infant with much-need immune system boosters.

Nothing sucks more than taking out that carton of milk from the refrigerator early in the morning and noticing that it expired the day before yesterday. Not only is it a waste of otherwise good milk, it also gives you a bad start to your day if it really tastes spoiled.

I love milk. My mom would always tell me that I used to drink milk (the chocolate flavored ones, to be specific) as if it were water. I love strawberry milk, melon milk, milk tea, vanilla milkshakes, and a whole lot of other stuff where milk is one of the main ingredients.

Ask any woman that question and you can expect any one or a combination of these responses: “Are you insane?” Puzzled look followed by a long silence. Scrunched-up nose and a dismissive shrug. “Sour milk? Gross!”

Have you ever tried to dunk an Oreo in a glass of milk, only to have the cookie break into a bunch of pieces, leaving a soggy mush in the bottom of the glass. Yep, thought so.

I don’t’ spend much time looking at trash around my house thinking about ways I can reuse the stuff. I mostly just worry about the bag of trash leaking a line of milk or Dr. Pepper on the floor as I sprint to the door to take the bag to the can outside.

A loving and deep-pocketed farmer read somewhere that dairy cows that see green fields all the time are happier and produce more milk. So he bought a bunch of Samsung 40″ Series 7 LED TVs and had them installed in his cow barn, so now his cows can watch “a non-stop loop of world’s recognized green Swiss Alpine fields.”

Dairy may have been demoted from the four basic food groups (it’s actually now one of the top six), but it’s still an important part of a well-balanced diet. The good news is that you can now enjoy as many glasses of milk as you want, with none of those pesky calories, carbs or fat.