Tag: Pizza Cutter

Like most children during the ’80s, I spent much of my time watching cartoons and going to the movies. One of the bigger franchises back in the day was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I always thought they were weird, and the biggest thing I had in common with the Turtles is their love for pizza.

I really like pizza, and we bake it frequently around my house. If you like to make pizza too, you need a good pizza cutter. Sure you could go down to Walmart and get a plain pizza wheel for a few bucks, but why get a crappy one when you can get a Star Wars one?

Darth Vader finds your lack of sliced pizza disturbing. This Lightsaber Pizza Cutter with Sound will help. Because you don’t have enough novelty Star Wars kitchen items. One more won’t hurt. This pizza cutter looks like Darth Vader’s lightsaber, but unlike his weapon, it will cut your pizza without cutting your table in half too.

The idea of cutting your pizza with a vinyl record sounds pretty disgusting, but Rocket Design has created a way to make it palatable. Sadly, this tiny record player does not play tunes as it slices your pizza, but it does look cool and should create a generation of silent pizza DJs.

Now you can go full nerd on your pizza and slice it with a tool that you already have on your desk. Whether your pizza is nerd-a-politan, deep dork dish, Greek, I mean geek, or any other variety, this tool will give you a perfect slice every time.