Tag: Tie

Man, I miss playing around on my old Commodore 64 computer. I never really knew how to code or anything, but with the help of popular computer magazines I could type in one of the many fun programs within the pages.

If you have a job where you have to wear a tie everyday, I would imagine that job would drain your soul, like Darth Vader drains the life from disobedient subordinates. The only real way to hold onto your soul is to wear ties that look professional from afar, but up close they reveal your real personality. 

So you need to wear a tie to the office but that doesn’t mean that you can’t still party like it’s 1999. This LED Animated Neck Tie will let you party whenever the mood strikes you, even if you’re collating documents or filing TPS reports.

I remain ever grateful that I don’t have a job that requires me to wear ties. I only wear them when I absolutely have to and even then, I ditch the tie as soon as possible.

It would suck to have a job where you had to wear a tie all the time. I’ve had to wear ties on occasion before and that sucked bad enough. With Father’s Day coming up, you might be on the lookout for something to give dad that is geeky and cool.

Every time I wear a tie, I think the person who invented it must have been some sort of bosshole who wanted a choking device attached to the neck of all employees just in case he needed to set an example.

I think the tie is one of the most universally hated pieces of men’s clothing. I’d rank it right up there with pants for articles of clothing I prefer not to wear. There are some geeks out there that are required to wear a tie.

Add some flair to your wardrobe with this video game controller necktie. It’s like a flat fabric joystick that plugs into your neck console.

Bulky pockets have never been and will never be in style. If you’re particularly OC and can’t bear to see all those smudges and fingerprints on your phone and tablet, then you probably have a microfiber cleaning cloth somewhere in your pocket or bag.

You’ll find these miniature ties hard to resist, even if you’re not a fan of dressing your feline in pet clothes. Your cat probably won’t appreciate you snapping on the tie in the first place, but if it wears as a collar, so you shouldn’t have much difficulty putting it on even though kitty may try to resist.

Just because you have to wear a suit and tie, that doesn’t mean you can’t show your love for gaming and add some geekiness to your attire. These High Roller ties from Etsy seller Binary Winter Press look really sharp and fun.

ThinkGeek is showing off an interesting new product called the Laser-guided Tactical Necktie. It’s aimed at the man who has to wear a tie in the corporate warzone. The necktie goes around your neck like a normal tie, but has special features to help you get ahead in the office – and to torment kitties.

Remember Rampage? Good times. If you have never played the game, go find yourself an old arcade machine and start pumping quarters into it right now. (Or install MAME.) If you don’t do this, you deserve to miss out and have never played it.

There was a time when I had to wear a tie everyday. Thankfully, those days are long gone, but anyone can appreciate the cleverness that went into designing this way to keep your tie in place.

I get thirsty a lot but hate having to leave my desk just to get a glass of water. So I’ve resorted to keeping a small jug by my desk instead. If you don’t have space on your desk for a jug or pitcher – and happen to be a guy – then you’re in luck, because the FlaskTie is now available.

You’ve been wearing your 8-Bit Tie for so long that your geeky appeal has worn off. Time to shake things up a bit. Get an 8-Bit bow tie. It seems to be made of Perler beads, so you don’t have to worry about fixing it from time to time.