Tag: Towel

If you’ve ever wanted to wrap yourself up in a blanket of flour, this $35 Tortilla Towel is what you’ve been looking for. Each side is printed with a different photo-realistic tortilla. Now you can be a beach burrito and bake in the sun.

I’ve never wondered how Darth Vader bathes; I would assume it would be in a dark room with dark towels since he was on the Dark Side of the Force. With this Light Side/Dark Side towel, you can decide each morning which side you will butter your toast on.

What does Gato have that your average beach towel doesn’t? A game printed on it, that’s what. It’s handy for those times when everyone has had enough of the sun, sand, and sea and are in the mood for some board games.

Bait your kids into taking a bath with these awesome hooded towels made by Etsy shop Middle Brained Canvas. They’re based on Star Wars, Harry Potter, Disney movies and of course dinosaurs. I want that white dinosaur towel so bad.

These kitchen towels that look like sushi when rolled up would be a cute addition to your decor. They are the creation of Jenny Pokryvailo, the designer who also brought us the Nessie ladle.

The winter was long and cold in many parts of the country, but thankfully it’s almost over for most of us. If you are gearing up to hit the pool, lake, or beach sometime soon you may need a new towel to take with you.

Towels in the kitchen. Where do you put them? Some people put them on the oven handle, other’s on the fridge handle. But what if you don’t have a handle on your fridge door? That’s where these Stick ‘Em Magnet towels come in handy.

Whether you’re Game Boy or a Game Girl, you need a new beach towel. You know you do. Especially if it looks like this. Inspired by the classic Nintendo Game Boy, ThinkGeek’s Beach Boy towel is the perfect thing for geeks having fun in the sun.

Etsy seller Elizabeth Dean’s hand towels are embroidered with icons from classic videogames and sci-fi franchises, including Super Mario Bros., The Legend of Zelda and Doctor Who. They’re great for tidying up the occasional geekgasm. Actually I don’t know what that’s like and I don’t want to know.

Mathematics geeks will often use the number of digits of Pi they can remember as a measure of pride. While I might be able to get as far as 3.141592653589793, that’s about where I lose it.

Have you ever been to the gym or the beach, and wanted a safe place to stash all of your gadgets? Look no further than Towelmate. These tech-savvy towels have zippered, water-resistant pockets that are designed to hold your essentials.

I was going to say something about “lotion me up” in the title of this post, but then the thought of Scotty rubbing his hands all over me with suntan lotion made me throw up a little bit in my mouth.

A lot of gyms offer lockers so you can store your stuff, like electronics and your wallet while you work out. It depends on your gym, of course, but I’ve found that mine isn’t very secure (and have switched since.)

I gave up on fabric placemats after having my sister and her young kids over for dinner one evening. While I adore my nieces and nephews, they are the messiest eaters on the planet and my placemats just had to go to the bin after their visit, since the stains were so stubborn and wouldn’t come off, even after several washes.

With its big and bright Legend of Zelda crest, this towel could earn you new gamer friends at the beach. And when you’re giving up on getting through the Water Temple, this is the appropriate towel to throw.

Proving that some companies will accept money to slap their logo on anything, Sony has “officially licensed” the manufacture of a line of PlayStation-themed microfiber towels. Huh, wha?