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This Light Sconce Is Literally Rainbows and Unicorns

This Light Sconce Is Literally Rainbows and Unicorns

Sometimes you just need joy and wonder in your life. If you feel the need for something colorful and whimsical in your room or office, this Unicorn Light Sconce is just the ticket. You can even rip its horn off without fearing ending the world or having to marry a fairy princess Legend-style.

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Unicorn Skulls Offer an Imaginary Anatomy Lesson

Unicorn Skulls Offer an Imaginary Anatomy Lesson

If your home decor is lacking, perhaps you just need some more skulls. These decorative unicorn skulls should do the trick just fine. Each resin skull is hand-painted and polished and looks like what a real unicorn skull would look like if they existed.

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Fortnite’s Rainbow Smash Pickaxe Replica Will Harvest Your Money

Fortnite’s Rainbow Smash Pickaxe Replica Will Harvest Your Money

Fortnite fans will want to get out their wallets and fork over the cash for this colorful Rainbow Smash pickaxe replica which looks just like the version from the game that you use for harvesting resources.

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Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler Should Spray Rainbows

Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler Should Spray Rainbows

Are you finished with winter? I know I am. Summer is on the way, and I can’t wait. Well, along with grilling hot dogs and burgers, here’s something else to look forward to when it warms up outside.

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This Cotton Candy Burrito Must Be What Unicorns Poop

This Cotton Candy Burrito Must Be What Unicorns Poop

I like me some burritos, but I am a burrito snob. I once ate a gas station breakfast burrito and my anus hated me for a week. I now stick with burritos I see being made to order from Chipotle; thankfully they are on approximately every corner in Colorado Springs.

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Unicorn Trophy Head Doesn’t Think Your Crap is Funny

Unicorn Trophy Head Doesn’t Think Your Crap is Funny

If you have ever known someone who likes to hunt, odds are they have at least a couple animal heads hanging in their homes. You know, those severed heads with the beady eyes that follow you wherever you go.

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Unicorn Candle Holder Cries Colorful Tears

Unicorn Candle Holder Cries Colorful Tears

If you like unicorns, but you prefer them sad (you sick bastard) this is the candle holder for you. The candle itself is rainbow-colored and shaped like a horn. It gets crammed right inside the head of the unicorn and then you light the candle.

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Every House Needs a Giant Inflatable Unicorn

Every House Needs a Giant Inflatable Unicorn

So everyone else in your neighborhood is starting to put up their Christmas trees. Why be just like everyone else? Skip the tree this year, and go for an giant inflatable unicorn. Heck, you don’t even need a tree topper with that horn.

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Lighted Unicorn Horn, or Lighted Butt Plug?

Lighted Unicorn Horn, or Lighted Butt Plug?

ThinkGeek has a new oddity that at first glance looks like some sort of glowing thing you stick in your butt. It’s actually supposed to be a glowing unicorn horn. I bet Tom Cruise knows all about this thing.

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Unicorn Poop Scarf Plush is Buttifull

Unicorn Poop Scarf Plush is Buttifull

Not too long ago I talked a bit about that zombie plush scarf that has bloody entrails to keep your neck warm. Now we have an ever weirder and cooler plush scarf to check out in the form of a stuffed unicorn.

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Inflatable Unicorn Pool Float for a Magical Day at the Pool

Inflatable Unicorn Pool Float for a Magical Day at the Pool

Depending on where you live, you might be wondering why I am already talking about pool toys. Well, I am talking about them because here in Texas, we’ve been done with winter for a while now.

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Magical Unicorn Cupcake Bath Bomb Looks Delicious, Isn’t

Magical Unicorn Cupcake Bath Bomb Looks Delicious, Isn’t

This looks like a yummy cupcake, but it isn’t, at least not exactly. I mean it is a cupcake with sprinkles and rainbows, but it’s not a cupcake for eating. It’s a cupcake for putting in the bathtub and making your skin soft and stuff.

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Squatty Potty: The Remix

Squatty Potty: The Remix

Unless you have been living under a rock, you know all about the Squatty Potty. It’s a stool that helps you poop more effectively. The company’s video featured a unicorn pooping rainbow ice cream as a proxy for humans taking a dump.

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Magical Unicorn Umbrella Keeps Trolls (and Humans) Dry

Magical Unicorn Umbrella Keeps Trolls (and Humans) Dry

I’d bet those ugly trolls from that old Tom Cruise flick Legend don’t like getting wet in the rain any more than you or I. Surely they would need an umbrella of some sort. I’d assume wet troll smells worse than wet dog.

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Magical Unicorn Drinking Horn Won’t Make You Immortal

Magical Unicorn Drinking Horn Won’t Make You Immortal

Unicorns are mythical creatures with a horn sticking out of their forehead. Everything I know about them I learned from watching Tom Cruise in Legend back in the ’80s. That means most of my knowledge is centered on not letting ugly trolls capture one and fix it.

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Unicorn Barf, It’s What’s for Dinner

Unicorn Barf, It’s What’s for Dinner

Wow. Everything nasty that a unicorn does, looks so pretty. We have seen sparkly rainbow unicorn poop before, but it turns out that their barf is just as festive and colorful, plus it’s edible.

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