Tag: Wine

You know the best way to keep your wine fresh? Well, yeah, you could choose to never open it, but the wine must flow, so forget that idea. The best way to keep wine fresh is with your favorite celestial bodies from our very own solar system.

You can get any wine holder you want, but the best choice is obviously this T-Rex wine bottle holder from Atlantic Collectibles. This beast comes in both dead or alive versions. What could be better than displaying a drunk T-Rex in your home, as he upends a bottle of your expensive wine?

I don’t know anything about wine other than what I have seen on TV. I learned there that wine snobs like to sniff it, swish it, and sometimes spit it out. I don’t even know if that is true or not, but it must be with this new product that landed on Kickstarter called the Wine Glass Mask. It’s a wine glass shaped to fit over the face like a mask.

Having wine with you and ready to drink makes everything better. That’s why you need this Wine Dispensing Travel Tote. It can dispense up to five liters of wine from a tap on the side, plus it is fashionable. At least I think it is.

There are wine drinkers and then there are WINE drinkers. The former will have a glass of chardonnay every now and then, while the latter worries that their wine will go bad and wants it chilled and ready for action.

I’m not a drinker, I have poor impulse control as it is. There are plenty of folks out there that like a glass or two every night, but wine goes bad once you open it. If you like to have a glass here and there and don’t want to pour wine you don’t finish, Kuvée might be for you. This thing is a fancy wine bottle that consists of two parts.

The best place to keep a fire extinguisher is somewhere where you can reach for it quickly. Same goes for wine, so I guess it makes sense that your fire extinguisher should look like a bottle of wine.

The next time you need to take some wine over to a friends to watch Game of Thrones, you need to bring it in this bag. This is a chainmaille wine bag. I’m not sure why you need a wine bag, I presume it’s so your friends can’t see the label and know you spent $3.99

There are a lot of things that should be made into milkshakes. Classics flavors like butterscotch and chocolate are always welcome, and I even once had a really, really good balsamic milkshake. It was made with real, syrupy, aged balsamic, not the imitation that you see in most grocery stores.

I’m not a drinker, mostly because I can hardly control what I say or do when sober. If you are a fan of wine and Game of Thrones, artist OSKUNK has the perfect item for you.

Earlier this month we featured a concept for a device that turns water and other ingredients into wine. Jason Poel Smith’s hack on the other hand is more for laughs, and is easy to make on your own.

Sometimes, the mind wants one thing while the body needs something else. For example, you might be in the mood for some coffee, but you might already be so high-strung that what you actually need is a glass of wine instead.

A lot of people out there really enjoy brewing their own beer. There are plenty of kits out there that make it easy to make your own brew and get drunk without having to trek down to the convenience store.

Your wine is about to be assimilated and there is nothing you can do about it. This Borg Wine Bottle Stopper from Venessa of The Wine Pirate is about to assault your open bottle of Sonoma red.

The next time you hold a high class party that’s all posh and sophisticated, break out this wearable drinking glasses and kick things up a notch. They are like ring pops, but for adults. And they hold alcohol, not candy.

Love wine? Love soda? Even though the Rouge Sucette contains elements of both, there’s no guarantee that you’ll love it though. It’s a Coca-Cola-flavored wine by Châteaux en Bordeaux’s Hausmann Famille, and it’s going to be relesaed next month.