Tag: Zombie

With all the craziness about COVID-19 going on, there’s been a major run on toilet paper. Now why everyone has made wiping their bottoms one of their top priorities during the virus pandemic, who knows? I’d think maybe food and water might take priority, but that’s just me.

Few things in my wife’s 9/10ths of our bedroom closet enrage me more than scarves. I’m not sure you can even call something a scarf if it is woven with massive holes in it like a doily or something and only serves to catch on every single hanger in the closet.

Hopefully this zombie wedding cake tastes better than it looks, because it looks pretty disgusting. Normally wedding cakes are created to be beautiful and tasteful. This does not look beautiful, tasteful or tasty. It looks like some bakery got infected with a zombie virus and the cakes were not immune. This is the perfect cake if you want people to fear your marriage.

Back in August, Realm Pictures shared a live action zombie game where strangers on Chatroulette, Omegle and Skype controlled the hero while viewing the adventure from his perspective. The company is back with an even more wicked horror adventure, and this time it’s set in space. I’m not going to spoil anything, only that there’s salty language from the players: How freakin’ cool was that?

Our cohorts over at The Awesomer have found one of the cutest cat flicks to ever grace the internet. In this video, you have a couple of kitties that are dressed up in costumes. As they peer through their kitty binoculars, they notice a cute, helpless kitten on top of a storage building. The rub is that a horde of hungry zombies are at the bottom of the storage building looking to eat that kitten.

Will you be prepared when a virus is unleashed that turns us all into undead zombies? Better get yourself a weapon that will help you stay alive. Something like the the Swiss Army Machete, a zombie defense multi-tool that has it all. It was made by Instructables member seamster, who is totally ready for a zombie apocalypse.

When the zombie apocalypse comes, you need to have a few things in your bug-out bag to be ready. You need a way to get clean drinking water, a way to start fire, and food. Fire is one of the more important because with it you can both cook food and get clean water. One of those spark tool thingies will get your fire going, but other than a hot spark, you also need something that will burn.

Realm Pictures created the 21st century equivalent of text-based games: a chat-based game. The film studio set up a live action zombie roleplaying game in their office and then had people on Chatroulette, Omegle and Skype control the hero in first-person. Here’s how it went down (minus the random penis sightings I assume).

I’m not much of a hunter because I don’t like shooting things in real life that are living and breathing. I do like games that let me shoot things though. One of those games that I enjoy playing when I am at the theater waiting for my movie to start is the arcade version of Big Buck Hunter.

Forget your stick figure families and Baby on Board signs. FanWraps‘ Zombie on Board decals are way cooler. I’m not sure if this would help you get in the carpool lane, but at the very least it might scare some kids in another vehicle.

One of my favorite characters on The Walking Dead is Michonne. I like her because she uses a sword to slice and dice zombies rather than a gun. If you are besieged with a bunch of slow zombies, I think a sharp Katana sword might be the best way to kill a hoard.

Next to Rick, the best character on The Walking Dead is Daryl Dixon. If you have been watching the show since it began, you might recall that early in his zombie killing career he made a necklace out of the ears of the zombies he did in.

Word is that this cake was rejected by a client because it was “too gruesome”. Too gruesome? They must not have seen a movie since 1999 and I’m guessing they don’t have the internet. Compared to an average episode of The Walking Dead, this cake is tame, aside from that mouth, which looks like it has a bad case of the herp.

The other day, I mentioned the M48 Tactical Survivor series and reckoned they would be great weapons for the inevitable zombie invasion. Some other weapons have surfaced that specifically say they are for killing the undead hordes.

I think The Walking Dead’s Michonne has the right idea with her katana sword. It never runs out of ammo and can kill the undead with ease. The only downside to having a sword is that when you inevitably run up against evil humans bent on pillaging what you have, you have the literal knife at a gunfight.

When the zombies come and the streets are littered with dead bodies with their brains scooped out, you can either hunker down in your house and wait for them to break in or you can rest easy knowing that you are safe.