When the zombies come and the streets are littered with dead bodies with their brains scooped out, you can either hunker down in your house and wait for them to break in or you can rest easy knowing that you are safe.
Woodworker Dave Stencil wants a zombie in every kitchen. He just wants to “make quality cutting boards that showcase your love for braaaaiiiins… and well prepared meals.” Well Dave, I don’t love the taste of brains, but I do love chopping zombies up, so I’ll get your cutting board anyhow.
Van Helsing has far worse things to worry about than fire, so his house might be filled with kits like In case of’s decorative emergency cabinets. They look just like fire emergency kits, but they’re filled with toy weapons, amulets, instructions and other tools for fighting various monsters.
It’s that time of year again when we dress up like scary monsters and extort candy from our neighbors. Many people like to decorate for Halloween and for those people we have something new. Zombie chia pets will fit in perfectly with all of your other spooky decor.
I’m a big fan of The Walking Dead, I am also a big fan of Lucky Charms. Combine the two and you can now eat your favorite cereal out of a zombie head. The bowl looks like someone chopped the top off a zombie’s skull and then cut it off at the jaw.
Let Mad Max keep his cars. I’m riding through the apocalypse in style. This is the Motoped Survival Bike Black Ops Edition. Let’s face it, a tank would be ideal, but not practical. This is what you need for moving fast and killing zombies.
It’s no surprise that so much anticipation has built up around the launch of The Last of Us on the PS4. The game was one of the best to hit the PS3 in its long history and was one of the best games of the year last year.
The winter was long and cold in many parts of the country, but thankfully it’s almost over for most of us. If you are gearing up to hit the pool, lake, or beach sometime soon you may need a new towel to take with you.
If I am being honest, I can’t see a bunny without thinking: “There’s the beast!” “What, behind the rabbit?” “No, IT IS the rabbit!” Monty Python and the Holy Grail if you didn’t know. With Easter coming soon, you may be looking for some cool candy and gifts to give the geeks on your list.
Have you ever wondered if the zombie scourge one day came ambling across your lawn, just how prepared you would be to face it? The geeks at Estately have ranked each state on how well they believe the states will survive a zombie apocalypse.
Zombies crave brains not beer. However, if they did drink beer, they wouldn’t drink just any beer. They would want a beer with some brains. Real brains. They would want Dock Street Brewing Company’s Walker.
The Last of Us is coming to a theater near you. Not yet, but some day soon. If you haven’t played the game yet, the game follows Joel and Ellie, wandering around in a zombie infested world that includes such nasties as Clickers and Bloaters – along with plenty of awful humans too.
Now you can look like the undead, without all the rot and stink and puss that usually accompanies them. Some of us look like the undead in the morning anyway, so you might as well look like it when you go to sleep too.