Darth Vader Stocking Holder Finds Your Lack of Oranges Disturbing

One of the things I remember most about Christmas stockings growing up was how the stockings were packed with oranges and walnuts. We were never fruit eaters growing up and mostly all we did with those oranges was throw them at each other.

If you plan on hanging fruit- and nut-filled stockings in your house this holiday season, then you’ll want to do it in style – with this Darth Vader stocking holder.



Sure, Halloween isn’t even over yet, and we have Thanksgiving to go before the ramp up to Christmas is real, but as Charlie Brown says everything has gone commercial. That means you can already buy Christmas stuff at Wal-Mart, and order your Sith Lord stocking holder from ThinkGeek. It will set you back $34.99(USD) and I am absolutely sure my wife won’t let me have one.