Stormtrooper Armor Clearly Not Very Effective Against Blaster Fire

Damn! Look at the size of that hole in this Stormtroopers helmet. I think that before the shot was fired, this corpsetrooper heard a rebel utter, “You’re all clear kid, let’s blow this thing and get out of here!” So he turns and goes, “Huh?,” thinking that they are talking about blowing up a piece of equipment. But no. No. They were talking about your head. That sucks.

His Imperial tombstone reads: Here lies Les Moore. Four slugs. From a rebel forty-four. No Les. No More.

Seriously though, this is some gross cosplay people. This helmet was spotted at the recent London Film and Comic Con. It’s disgusting, yet I love it. What’s wrong with me?

[via Obvious Winner]