Pimpin’ yourself up can now be more action-packed with the Western Dryer, a hair dryer shaped like a (huge) revolver. Its high-wattage drying element will take care of moisture, while its butch looks will appeal even to alpha males. I think.
Use the dryer’s hammer to switch bullets between the 3 settings – low warm, high warm, and cool. I think the nozzle is removable as well, as with the more modern dryer guns featured in The Presurfer, but the product page doesn’t say. What the product page does have is a picture of a woman with a 1000-watt armpit, whatever that means.
Nodaya-net is selling the western dryer for ¥4,725 ($52 USD). Ironically, it might only be available in Japan.