eBay seller fugayzie is selling this neat set of custom-made Donkey Kong action figures, complete with the iconic red steel bar and barrels. As you can see, fugayzie went for a realistic version of these classic video game characters. The results are, shall we say, mixed.
Donkey Kong looks okay, I guess. A big bad gorilla. Although whenever I think of this game I always remember DK’s wide grin.
Mario and Pauline are less endearing though. Mario is well-made but he looks really really angry…
…and as for Pauline?
If I was Jumpman, I’d let Donkey Kong keep her. The best thing about these figures is their price: bidding starts at $1 (USD). So if you’re interested, bid for the whole set at eBay. Just be careful around Mario okay?