Check this out; it’s an iPhone case that looks sort of like the iron throne from Game of Thrones. Look at all them pokies on it. I can only imagine this would be a literal pain in the ass if you tried to put it in a pocket.
These cases are handmade by The Common Room. It looks like a bunch of little sword style toothpicks you see in cocktails beverages are used in the build.
The case is available for iPhone 4, 4S, or 5 and sells for $24.99 (USD) over on Etsy. While this is a cool case, I think it’s not very practical – sort of like the actual iron throne.