Sleepersize Me: The French Fry Bed
This is a bed that would give Ronald McDonald pleasant dreams – just in case his trillions of dollars don’t help him sleep at night.
It’s called the Supersize Bed. because it is brightly colored to look like a french fry carton. The headboard is in fact a huge carton of french fries. Wait. It gets even better. Those fries in the carton? They are removable cushions that you can sleep and cuddle with, without getting all greasy and salty.
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my fries will keep,
If they wilt before I wake,
I pray the Lord my mom will take… me to McDonalds.