Well, my Jelly Belly loving friends, your dreams are about to come true. Even though you can find these tasty jelly beans almost anywhere, why would you want to actually get dressed and go out? For just $9,995 you can buy your own personal Jelly Belly vending machine. Set it up right next to your desk at work, or next to your XBox or PS4. Now you will be in Jelly Belly heaven.
Expensive? Sure, but that price includes shipping. Also, if you are smart, you will be letting friends, family, or co-workers have access to your machine, which includes all of the necessary mechanisms and coin slots necessary to make money from them. It comes with 100 pounds of Jelly Bellys to get you started and 350 paper cups.
Want one? Head over to Frontgate, and whip out your platinum card today!