10 Hilarious Baby Names People Would Give ‘Adopted’ Extraterrestrial Babies

Parents spend months thinking about what to name their baby. Assuming alien parents go through the same process, how do they decide on their baby’s name? If you find an alien baby, you’ll need to give it a name, so here are some ideas on what to name it just incase you come to be in this situation one day.

1. Clark

Superman Returns (2006) Brandon Routh
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If you find an alien baby somewhere in the Midwest, Clark might be a great name for it. It worked for Superman and the Griswold family, so why wouldn’t it also work for your new bundle of joy that came from another planet?

2. U.C.O.

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Assuming the alien baby cries like human babies, naming it U.C.O. may be the best description—Unidentified Crying Object.

3. Mork

Mork & Mindy (1978) Robin Williams
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Whether or not the alien is from planet Ork, Mork is a great baby name for an alien, especially if it likes rainbow suspenders. Plus, it’s just a classic alien name. Nanu nanu!

4. Hugh Mann

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Everyone loves a good pun, right? Especially if you’re trying to pass off your alien as a human baby. No one will even notice your baby might have extra tentacles growing from its body. Probably. Hopefully…

5. Bjork

Bjõrk performing at Bluedot Festival
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No offense to the singer from Iceland, but doesn’t Bjork sound like an alien name? There’s something about it that feels like it would be fitting for a baby alien that crashed and landed into your life. Maybe one day, your baby alien will follow in its namesake and become an international recording star and move to Iceland itself!

6. Jetson

The Jetsons
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What better name to give an alien baby than to name it after America’s most beloved Space Age nuclear family we watched on television? Maybe one day, you’ll also live in space, just like the Jetsons with your new alien baby you adopted! Now that’s living in the future.

7. A.L.F.

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It may be a little too on the nose, being an alien baby, after all. But sometimes, the most obvious name is the best. A.L.F.—Alien Life Form. Just like Mork, at least it’s a traditional alien name to us, and maybe that will make people believe it really isn’t an alien after all.

8. Ziggy Stardust

David Bowie
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If your alien baby has fire-engine red hair and looks good in red platform boots, consider Ziggy Stardust. Bonus points if your alien baby also had a wicked talent for music as well. Welcome to the world, Ziggy Stardust. It has a certain ring to it, doesn’t it?

9. Marvin the Baby Martian

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Who says cartoons don’t teach you anything? Maybe the creators at Looney Tunes knew something we didn’t when they created Marvin the Martian.

10. Bob

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Having an alien baby could raise a lot of suspicion. So, give your baby such a boring name no one will look twice at it and wonder if it’s human or not. Other names that would work include Frank, Mary, or even James.

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