It used to be a silly video game reference but then it took an Internet to uh, ah, screw it. Ivan Rodero managed to salvage a modicum of taste from one of last year’s most overused memes with this light armor.
Fast travel to Red Bubble and pay about $25(USD) to get your own Town Guards T-shirt. Then whenever you get the urge to say or type the line, go ahead and wear eat this shirt. Chew slowly.
[via Shirtoid]