Remember the first time you saw Jaws? How long did it take before you felt safe going back to the beach? Because I saw it thirty years ago and still haven’t been back. Enter the whimsical shark desk from Cilek, a much less menacing-looking shark than Bruce (the shark from Jaws, named by Steven Spielberg after his lawyer, Bruce Ramer).
The Shark desk costs $540 on Amazon (affiliate link), measures 40″W x 62″H x 24″D, has eyes that can roll around in their sockets, and an upper set of teeth illuminated with LEDs inside. You know, just like a real shark.
So now the next time you tell your teacher your pet shark ate your homework you can both have a good laugh about it before she fails you and you have to go to summer school. I can’t even remember how many times I went to fifth grade, but it was more than third grade, I know that.