The Uncrate x DC Comics Wayne Enterprises Men’s Collection

With over 15 years of writing experience, Jonathan has had a passion for all things tech-related since watching Inspector Gadget as a child. He's disassembled countless appliances and managed to put a few back together, and one actually still works. When not writing, he can often be found playing video games or accidentally hurting himself tinkering in the garage.

Because who doesn’t want to use the same products that Batman does, Uncrate has teamed up with DC Comics to create the Wayne Enterprises collection, a selection of products from various brands that are tastefully adorned with the Wayne Enterprises logo. Are they made to the same standards as the fictional Wayne Enterprises? I don’t know, but if Lucius Fox didn’t design them, I wouldn’t want to be dangling from a rooftop by one.

Products include jackets, sunglasses, watches, desk accessories, boxing gloves & punching bags, facial treatments, and more. They are costly. Granted, I wouldn’t expect Wayne Enterprises to produce cheap products. They make the Batmobile, for crying out loud, it’s not exactly a subcompact economy vehicle with manual roll-up windows.

I only wish they’d made real Grapple Guns and Utility Belts to add to the collection. Still, will using any of these products make you feel like a superhero? That’s what I was hoping when I purchased the whole collection. Do superheroes feel poor? Because that’s mostly how I feel right now. And that I’m going to have a lot of explaining to do to my wife when these boxes start showing up at the door.

[via TheAwesomer]

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With over 15 years of writing experience, Jonathan has had a passion for all things tech-related since watching Inspector Gadget as a child. He's disassembled countless appliances and managed to put a few back together, and one actually still works. When not writing, he can often be found playing video games or accidentally hurting himself tinkering in the garage.