Because who doesn’t want to use the same products that Batman does, Uncrate has teamed up with DC Comics to create the Wayne Enterprises collection, a selection of products from various brands that are tastefully adorned with the Wayne Enterprises logo. Are they made to the same standards as the fictional Wayne Enterprises? I don’t know, but if Lucius Fox didn’t design them, I wouldn’t want to be dangling from a rooftop by one.
Products include jackets, sunglasses, watches, desk accessories, boxing gloves & punching bags, facial treatments, and more. They are costly. Granted, I wouldn’t expect Wayne Enterprises to produce cheap products. They make the Batmobile, for crying out loud, it’s not exactly a subcompact economy vehicle with manual roll-up windows.
I only wish they’d made real Grapple Guns and Utility Belts to add to the collection. Still, will using any of these products make you feel like a superhero? That’s what I was hoping when I purchased the whole collection. Do superheroes feel poor? Because that’s mostly how I feel right now. And that I’m going to have a lot of explaining to do to my wife when these boxes start showing up at the door.
[via TheAwesomer]
With over 17 years of writing experience, Jonathan has had a passion for all things tech-related, ever since watching Inspector Gadget as a child. He's disassembled countless appliances and managed to put a few back together, and one still works. When not writing, he can often be found playing video games or accidentally hurting himself in the garage.