Honest Gamer Hoodie Speaks Only Truth
Why choose the great outdoors over a carefully-rendered urban landscape? So long as you stay away from the people in that pesky uncanny valley, the variable world of video games may just be prettier (and easier to control) than the real world.
This cotton/poly hoodie is a steal at $22.99 from jamjamtees’ Etsy storefront, and the graphic is screen-printed on navy for a very basic look. Anyone who’s ever seen those all-brown next-gen titles knows gamers don’t like color anyway. No wonder they avoid going outside.
jamjamtees has a great selection of other custom items as well, from Pac-Man t-shirts to earrings made from 10-sided dice. Get ‘em now before they’re spawn-camped into oblivion.