umbrella corporation umbrella keeps rain off your zombie head

Are you a biochemist who works for a certain pharmaceutical company that for the past 12 years has been making viruses that turn people into zombies? If so, then you’ve  probably received an Umbrella Corporation umbrella, maybe for Christmas, or when you were hired. The rest of us have to buy it. And then we’ll be turned into zombies. Some people have all the luck.

The Umbrella Corporation umbrella is made of compact nylon and has a black metal handle. It has a 42-inch arc and carrying one in Raccoon City will surely have you gunned down in half a second.

You can get the Umbrella Corporation umbrella at ThinkGeek for $15 (USD). My photo-editing skills are awzum. You totally cannot see where I cut stuff out, as well as where the umbrella and the zombie head merge. Fine fine work.