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Aperture Science Van Tooling Around, Scaring the Hell Out of People [Portal]
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June 18th, 2009
Somewhere out there, one dedicated Valve devotee is driving around in a sinister white Aperture Laboratories van, thrilling and terrifying random people. Imagine: you’re just walking your dog, minding your own, and suddenly, this van.
I can’t decide if I would run the hell away or start high-fiving random people. Each reaction is equally likely at seeing an Aperture Science van, especially one that looks so official. Portal: the game that really sticks with you. Or follows you around, watching your every move.
[via Offworld]
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If I worked for the FBI, I’d totally replace my surveillance van with one of these.
I live in a van like this one. Down by the river. I have a Sterno stove and cans of stew.
Lucky, I also live in a van down by the river, but I’m forced to live off of government cheese.
I have a companion cube on my side window, and a “the cake is a lie” sticker on the back. I don’t think anyone’s ever gotten the reference though
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction!
hilarious response ftw!!
Must be a private joke. So? Why is this van interesting?
If you’ve never played Portal, it most definitely won’t make sense to you. So go buy a copy of Portal, play it, then come back :)
While you’re at it buy orange box and play HL2
Huge Success!
I’m making a note here…
I have the Aperture Parking decal ’08-09 on my car, but I don’t think anyone thought about it. Ppl do ask about my bumper sticker stating WWGFD. They get really mad and must think it means something sacrilegious. After I explain it’s about a video game and means What Would Gordon Freeman Do, they usually stop throwing stones at my car.
That’s actually when I’d START throwing stones at your car :)
That was fun wasn’t it your mission was very successful;
now you deserve some cake.
Teehee I recorded that.
THE CAKE IS A LIE IT’S POISENED !
I almost hugged a random stranger at the mall once because they had a shirt that said ‘The cake is a lie’. Almost. But didn’t.
I regretted that >.>
Does anyone know where this pic was taken? I can see the GB sticker on the back, so it’s obviously a British van…
Haha! That would FREAK me out. I had nightmares about half life 2 and Portal both my favorite games though! Wish I could find out more about chell and how she came to be at apeture. Does anyone have some information about the storyline?
the fragsoc (our LAN gaming society at university of York, UK) van was pictured at the Dreamhack Summer 2009 LAN party in Sweden
i’d run away so they dont kidnapp me and force me to do life threataning tests for cake.:|
I Would volenteer any day to Join Apature Just don’t eat the cake I heard It is to die for.
I hope I don’t see THAT out my window!!Because if I did,I WOULD FREAK!!
I’m getting my learner’s permit in about a week, and I want one of these vans SO BAD. That is hilarious. I would have an Aperture Science shirt by now… if I had money.