Wall-E Pinata Filled With Candy, Not Garbage
Give this WALL-E a good whack with a baseball bat, and it’ll spew forth its guts filled with candy goodness.
The handmade WALL-E pinata comes from Etsy seller victorof1980s, complete with predetermined weak spots to make sure that your candy comes tumbling to the ground when beaten. It’s perfect for giving your kids a momentary sugar high, then smacking them with the blues when the reality that they smashed their sweet little robo-friend into smithereens in their candy-rage-induced stupor. It’s enough to make EVE self-destruct.
Of course, since the pinata was completely handcrafted, it looks like it was way too much work to be something you’d want to smash into pieces anyway – especially when you realize that it’s selling for $200 bucks. It would probably be cheaper to go buy one of those interactive WALL-E toys, fill it up with candy, smash it with a hammer, then pay for the hospital bills from the flying shards of plastic that ensue.